Snippets from IM: Master Debaters

Want to see what young voters really think about the election? In this edition of Snippets from IM, two Obama supporting recent college grads in their early-20s live-chat the debate for an hour and a half. A few highlights are below. (Ed. note: This post contains poor grammar, lolzspeak and very little about actual politics. Parental discretion is advised.)

9:06 p.m.
Zachary: omg back off john
Meghan: lolz
Meghan: CLOSE TALKER
Zachary: he is like all up in the biz
Zachary: GET UP OUT MAH GRILL!!!

9:08 p.m.
Meghan: aw mccain is so old
Meghan: poor old man
Zachary: yep. he is going to die and we'll have president palin taking over.
Meghan: aerji3j4iu23j4iu234iu KILL ME

9:12 p.m.
Zachary: i def have heard about fannie and freddie you condescending bastard
Meghan: i'll light a fire under his fannie
Zachary: baha

9:14 p.m.
Zachary: gimme that black on blaction
Meghan: john mccant talk

9:15 p.m.
Zachary: si'down johnny
Meghan: po john
Meghan: he's like hobbling around
Zachary: he has RLS
Zachary: shake it out
Meghan: restless legz
Meghan: i can has requip?
Zachary: baaaaah

9:20 p.m.
Zachary: 10 trillion mmm
Zachary: i lovez money
Zachary: oh wait, that's our debt. thanks bush

9:21 p.m.
Zachary: where's o-hotty with the bamabody? i want her to be sitting out there
Meghan: she's around somewhere i'm sure
Zachary: yeah she'll show up
Zachary: i wonder what she's wearing
Meghan: something fab
Zachary: hm, solid or print?

9:42 p.m.
Zachary: omg humpback
Zachary: he is so gollum

10:06 p.m.
Zachary: MY FRIENDS
Zachary: 10 10 10 10
Meghan: we'd srsly be wasted
Zachary: OH GOD
Zachary: 11
Zachary: DRINK

10:18 p.m.
Zachary: he has no neck
Zachary: i like necks.
Zachary: i need my president to have a neck

To read the entire unedited chat conversation, click here. But please note that it isn't worth your time.