Snippets from IM: One Lunch to Rule Them All

Zachary: i decided on dip day for lunch
Zachary: be j. be very j.
Meghan: i am j
Zachary: hummus
Zachary: guac
Zachary: spin artichoke dip
Meghan: damn.
Meghan: you have all these?
Zachary: they're on the salad bar at amish so i just got a little scoop of each
Zachary: it was $4
Meghan: wowoww
Meghan: i am raising my eyebrows and nodding my head appreciatively

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Zachary: my lunch is going to make you sad
Jenny: uh oh
Jenny: what is it?
Zachary: dip day
Jenny: I WANT TO GO TO THERE
Jenny: i'm starving and i swear if i eat one more pb sandwhich i'm gonna kill myself
Zachary: looolzzz

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Zachary: i decided on dip day for lunch
Jessie: wait, what is this?
Zachary: a lunch consisting of hummus, spinach artichoke dip and guac
Jessie: WOW that sounds amazing
Zachary: oh it is

Epic. Lunch.